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Meyog
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| 01-03-2012 01:36 PM / profile
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Just wanted to make sure this was archived in the gunther thread
http://www.teamwarfare.com/forums/showthread.asp?forumid=4&threadid=477049
Originally posted by: AnarchyAo
I'll bite.
Originally posted by: Gunnah
You're a family man (now any way). You dated the same girl all through high-school and then you married her when you impregnated her. You don't make very many important decisions on your own, you live life re-actively. This is because you're not intelligent.
You will die where you were born and raised and be completely satisfied with your life.
Originally posted by: Gunnah
In each of your photos, you are usually showing off those arms of yours. You pride yourself on being a stereotypical, strong man. And while your wife who may be taking this picture sees that big strong man with his large forearms, all anyone else will see is a try-hard, ignorant townie with a protruding beer gut.
Originally posted by: Gunnah
I'm sorry your Grandmother died.
You don't clean up nicely. You're bald and while you're not ugly, you aren't even close to attractive. You aren't even forgettable because you aren't worth remembering.
Your Father looks like owner of Wendy's, Dave Thomas (in his dying years).
Originally posted by: Gunnah
From right to left we witness the de-evolution towards Gunther. Each son looks very similar, and they'll all turn into a mild variant of him.
The legacy lives on. They'll have children who love watching the NFL while eating buffalo wings and drinking home brewed beer. They'll marry an equally unimpressive, chunky girl who will only remember being skinny when she was in middle and high-school.
They'll die where they were born, the same as you and have labor type jobs and possibly join the Military (testing into Infantry) and still signing the contract because they came in with their American flag sleeveless man shirt and believe everything Fox News Channel tells them.
Post edited by Meyog at 1/3/2012 1:37:57 PM
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--Gunther--
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| 01-03-2012 01:49 PM / profile
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Get a good look big nose. Get a real good look. That is about as close as u will ever get to being a real man.
Going thru life as ugly as you are with that huge thing u call a nose is gonne be rough. I actually feel sorry for you. One day....Maybe one day. You will be a normal nerd instead of a butt ugly deformed looking nerd.
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Meyog
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| 01-03-2012 05:08 PM / profile
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Please stay on topic.
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ReDEyE!!
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| 01-03-2012 06:37 PM / profile
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Originally posted by: --Gunther--
Get a good look big nose. Get a real good look. That is about as close as u will ever get to being a real man.
Going thru life as ugly as you are with that huge thing u call a nose is gonne be rough. I actually feel sorry for you. One day....Maybe one day. You will be a normal nerd instead of a butt ugly deformed looking nerd.
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PiCs of said Gonzo for confirmation
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Meyog
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ReDEyE!!
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| 01-04-2012 01:31 AM / profile
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wtf no offense but im not adding you.
that profile pic doesnt make your nose look big. p normal in that one.
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Devo_N
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| 01-04-2012 01:43 AM / profile
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I had vague memories of Gunther being a loser from back in the day. . .he's certainly blossomed into an epic loser now.
That AnarchyAo takedown was the funniest thing I've read in ages - and so dead on.
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Mizunderstood
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| 01-04-2012 02:37 AM / profile
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sup devo...you coming back to T2?
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Devo_N
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| 01-05-2012 01:14 AM / profile
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Originally posted by: Mizunderstood
sup devo...you coming back to T2?
Hey Miz! Naah, t2 was epic, but I / we moved on. Ascend is mildly fun, if they can make it something beyond team rabbit.
My tribes bone got all fired up after starting ascend, so I dropped back in to the twl forums for a look-see. A fascinating culture! This Wu business is especially entertaining. The Gunther phenomena is also a gold mine. A being that thrives on, even hungers for, abuse and contempt! And with a singular facility for earning it!
God to see you tho, miz. Drop by the forums and say hi on TS.
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Meyog
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Dareplaytribe
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| 01-13-2012 04:04 PM / profile
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facts we kno about gunther
-is fat and balding
-heavily ignorant
-racist/anti-semitic
-low intelligence
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Tarzul
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| 01-13-2012 06:50 PM / profile
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Originally posted by: Dareplaytribe
facts we kno about gunther
-is fat and balding
-heavily ignorant
-racist/anti-semitic
-low intelligence
this is very similar to a thread i made titled "facts about gunther"
redneck
retard
poor judge of character
terrible tribes 2 player
plays girl sports like softball and volleyball
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Meyog
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| 01-16-2012 04:25 PM / profile
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Originally posted by: selfownage
Gunther got -20 points and then got sat next map?
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MALAKAS
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| 01-16-2012 06:26 PM / profile
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Originally posted by: Meyog
Originally posted by: selfownage
Gunther got -20 points and then got sat next map?
Gunther atleast looks like he has a life, why the hate?
It was probable bcus Zphagtoes was running around all 3 maps looking for the v-pad
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Meyog
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| 01-31-2012 04:42 PM / profile
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Originally posted by: Tarzul
Originally posted by: Dareplaytribe
facts we kno about gunther
-is fat and balding
-heavily ignorant
-racist/anti-semitic
-low intelligence
this is very similar to a thread i made titled "facts about gunther"
redneck
retard
poor judge of character
terrible tribes 2 player
plays girl sports like softball and volleyball
Link?
Also can we just get this thread stickied?
Post edited by Meyog at 1/31/2012 4:43:40 PM
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JOE PRO
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| 01-31-2012 05:10 PM / profile
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Damn good to see not much has changed with Gunther. Still a fat whiny slob that needs some sort of validation in his life. Here you go.....your a sad caricature of some fantasy Captain America you try to portray on a Schwin no less. Stop the insanity for your kids.....
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WarChilde
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| 01-31-2012 07:32 PM / profile
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necro bump
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AnarchyAo
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| 02-02-2012 01:14 AM / profile
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Originally posted by: Meyog
Link?
Also can we just get this thread stickied?
Don't be so modest...
Can we just replace the Tribes:Vengeance forum with a Gunther Shit Talk forum?
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Mizunderstood
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| 02-02-2012 04:40 AM / profile
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Originally posted by: Devo_N
Originally posted by: Mizunderstood
sup devo...you coming back to T2?
Hey Miz! Naah, t2 was epic, but I / we moved on. Ascend is mildly fun, if they can make it something beyond team rabbit.
My tribes bone got all fired up after starting ascend, so I dropped back in to the twl forums for a look-see. A fascinating culture! This Wu business is especially entertaining. The Gunther phenomena is also a gold mine. A being that thrives on, even hungers for, abuse and contempt! And with a singular facility for earning it!
God to see you tho, miz. Drop by the forums and say hi on TS. ok will do
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--Gunther--
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| 02-02-2012 02:01 PM / profile
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Originally posted by: WarChilde
necro bump
Ur bumping when u should be fixing ur computer. Its bad enough u walk up hills all day but UEing every single match and having a shit head set where we cant hear u is nubish.
Do better things than troll and try and fit in.
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