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Aria Giovanni.pZ
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| 07-10-2012 08:00 AM / profile
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ON THE CAR'S SEAT...FRONT PASSENGER CAR SEAT
happened yesterday, the seat's foam/stuffing absorbed ALL .5 liter. Following questions:
1. should I use a flame thrower to get rid of the fungus soon to grow?
2. should I sign the car up with the local traveling circus, and stage a "guess that smell" kiosk?
3. should I jerk off on the seat more often now? I mean, it's not like it will be noticed.
4. should I start a decomposing-body-transportation-service? somewhere between mafia and legit, I am sure someone cares about the little details, money can be made.
5. should I sell it now while I still can?
what else?
Post edited by Aria Giovanni.pZ at 7/10/2012 8:01:27 AM
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Originally posted by: Smiling Canadian
.... My point was...with a shit attitude like yours...ie. you know better than everyone else about everything apparently...how did you get through without getting a good ass whipping? I know how your attitude would go over during my time and I just stated what would be done about it. It was a fact of life at the time. ...
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Bibimbap
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| 07-10-2012 10:39 AM / profile
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Originally posted by: Cummins aka RomneyBot
I woke up at like 8 am, woke her up and she told me she needed to be honest. She said I fucked both your friends last night. I dont know why I did it. I punched a hole in the wall because I realized how stupid I was. Then I looked outside no sign of any rain. <--update Jun 1st, 2012.
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Macresco
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| 07-10-2012 01:44 PM / profile
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Fungus doesn't grow in the sun. So put that shit in the sun.
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Cocytus
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| 07-10-2012 03:41 PM / profile
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If it was more than a half a liter, I'd be concerned.
No sense crying over spilt milk.
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Stryk
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| 07-10-2012 05:45 PM / profile
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Grab a seat from a similar car from a junk yard. Replace the whole seat and/or the foam. The outer seat cover could probably be cleaned. Those are harder to match.
I've replaced my seat before. It was surprisingly easy. Pulled four bolts and done.
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Aria Giovanni.pZ
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| 07-10-2012 05:52 PM / profile
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Stryk has the best solution. I just hope I care enough when the time comes.
Mack's poduct is closer to my alley in terms of effort, point, click, purchase, spill. Meh...
It's gonna be interesting to see how long the smell stays. I just bought the damned thing not 3 weeks ago. It's 10 yrs old, it's totally a beater car, I bought exactly for that reason, BUT IT WAS IN REALLY good shape, until I bought it. Oh well!
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Stryk
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| 07-10-2012 06:01 PM / profile
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Milk is just about the worst thing you can spill except maybe raw eggs. I would imagine the car is going to become uninhabitable for a very long time. But since its a beater, you can wait and see.
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leroybrown
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| 07-10-2012 06:23 PM / profile
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Buy chocolate chip cookie seat covers.
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Coba|t
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| 07-10-2012 08:26 PM / profile
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Originally posted by: Aria Giovanni.pZ
ON THE CAR'S SEAT...FRONT PASSENGER CAR SEAT
happened yesterday, the seat's foam/stuffing absorbed ALL .5 liter. Following questions:
1. should I use a flame thrower to get rid of the fungus soon to grow?
2. should I sign the car up with the local traveling circus, and stage a "guess that smell" kiosk?
3. should I jerk off on the seat more often now? I mean, it's not like it will be noticed.
4. should I start a decomposing-body-transportation-service? somewhere between mafia and legit, I am sure someone cares about the little details, money can be made.
5. should I sell it now while I still can?
what else?
Rip the seat out and install 30 cup holders in the new space.
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Coba|t
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| 07-10-2012 08:30 PM / profile
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Originally posted by: Stryk
Milk is just about the worst thing you can spill except maybe raw eggs. I would imagine the car is going to become uninhabitable for a very long time. But since its a beater, you can wait and see.
No, I have had the worst so far...
I got a full leg of lamb from this butcher, the guy put the leg in a styrofoam box, and I put the box in the back seat of my jeep cherokee. Once I got back and took the box out of the car I noticed the mother fucker had a hole in it. This leg was bleeding right into the seat for the entire trip home.
That car smelled like a dead sheep for weeks.
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Neechoo Cheeska
Pepperoni please
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| 07-10-2012 08:40 PM / profile
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Originally posted by: leroybrown
Buy chocolate chip cookie seat covers.
ROFL! Good one
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Aria Giovanni.pZ
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| 07-11-2012 05:09 AM / profile
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good replies, thank you!
Cobbie, only weeks? I can do THAT!
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Coba|t
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| 07-11-2012 08:47 PM / profile
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That must be about the time it takes all that bacteria to rot the blood, and then the mold starts...
Anyway, enjoy your week old milkshake, just be happy you're not living in the US right now with these heat waves baking it to perfection.
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Smiling Canadian
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| 07-11-2012 09:53 PM / profile
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Sandpaper solves all problems.
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| 07-12-2012 07:48 AM / profile
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Originally posted by: Coba|t
Originally posted by: Stryk
Milk is just about the worst thing you can spill except maybe raw eggs. I would imagine the car is going to become uninhabitable for a very long time. But since its a beater, you can wait and see.
No, I have had the worst so far...
I got a full leg of lamb from this butcher, the guy put the leg in a styrofoam box, and I put the box in the back seat of my jeep cherokee. Once I got back and took the box out of the car I noticed the mother fucker had a hole in it. This leg was bleeding right into the seat for the entire trip home.
That car smelled like a dead sheep for weeks. I beat that easily. Some chick got pissed at me about 15 years ago and dumped about 25 lbs of rotten fish guts in my car. I had to take to a specialist that couldnt get rid of that smell. The cops who took the report laughed so hard I thought they were gonna piss their pants
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Zombee
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| 07-12-2012 01:27 PM / profile
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Just send it out to be cleaned dude. Tell the shop what happened.
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| 07-12-2012 01:45 PM / profile
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Originally posted by: ~~Snake~~
Originally posted by: Coba|t
Originally posted by: Stryk
Milk is just about the worst thing you can spill except maybe raw eggs. I would imagine the car is going to become uninhabitable for a very long time. But since its a beater, you can wait and see.
No, I have had the worst so far...
I got a full leg of lamb from this butcher, the guy put the leg in a styrofoam box, and I put the box in the back seat of my jeep cherokee. Once I got back and took the box out of the car I noticed the mother fucker had a hole in it. This leg was bleeding right into the seat for the entire trip home.
That car smelled like a dead sheep for weeks. I beat that easily. Some chick got pissed at me about 15 years ago and dumped about 25 lbs of rotten fish guts in my car. I had to take to a specialist that couldnt get rid of that smell. The cops who took the report laughed so hard I thought they were gonna piss their pants
Why did she get pissed?
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Originally posted by: Cummins aka RomneyBot
I woke up at like 8 am, woke her up and she told me she needed to be honest. She said I fucked both your friends last night. I dont know why I did it. I punched a hole in the wall because I realized how stupid I was. Then I looked outside no sign of any rain. <--update Jun 1st, 2012.
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| 07-12-2012 02:46 PM / profile
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Originally posted by: -Napir^
Originally posted by: ~~Snake~~
Originally posted by: Coba|t
Originally posted by: Stryk
Milk is just about the worst thing you can spill except maybe raw eggs. I would imagine the car is going to become uninhabitable for a very long time. But since its a beater, you can wait and see.
No, I have had the worst so far...
I got a full leg of lamb from this butcher, the guy put the leg in a styrofoam box, and I put the box in the back seat of my jeep cherokee. Once I got back and took the box out of the car I noticed the mother fucker had a hole in it. This leg was bleeding right into the seat for the entire trip home.
That car smelled like a dead sheep for weeks. I beat that easily. Some chick got pissed at me about 15 years ago and dumped about 25 lbs of rotten fish guts in my car. I had to take to a specialist that couldnt get rid of that smell. The cops who took the report laughed so hard I thought they were gonna piss their pants
Why did she get pissed? Long story. Lets just say she was off her fucking rocker!
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Cocytus
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| 07-12-2012 03:35 PM / profile
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Originally posted by: ~~Snake~~
Lets just say she was off her fucking rocker!
How do you fuck a granny off her rocker?
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RomneyBot
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| 07-13-2012 06:34 PM / profile
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I once let arias wife sit on the front seat. It smelled like rotten vagina for weeks.
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