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(SF) DirtyRatFink
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| 08-27-2012 02:29 PM / profile
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Hey SC, whats the deal with fuckin albertans? They come out here for a weekend, and when they leave its just garbage as far as the eye can see. You guys never heard of fucking garbage bags? Like a nuclear trash bomb went off.
And where the fuck do they learn how to drive? Do you get drivers licenses from crackerjacks boxes?
You had better start kicking some ass out there.
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Stoneymontana
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| 08-27-2012 02:44 PM / profile
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We get the same thing from the Canadians that are down here on vacation in the spring.
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Killet
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(SF) DirtyRatFink
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| 08-27-2012 03:02 PM / profile
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I should clarify, because there seem to be a few distinct groups of albertans. The first are the pseudo-hippy albertans. Not sure where they come from, because last I checked Alberta still shot hippies. Maybe from Kensington in Calgary. They come out and tent, and are generally very friendly, quiet, and when they leave you would never know someone camped there except for some bent over grass.
Then there are the "Hey look at me, with my $85k truck and my $100k wakeboat!" Fucking assholes, every single one of them. No respect for others, the environment, rules, anything.
Not sure what's worse, them, or the retarded americans we seem to get. I had a contract to do chainsaw/brush work on the local ski hill a few years back. A motorhome with Idaho plates comes up and asks me if this is the road to Vancouver. Like he couldn't figure out he was in the wrong place when he drove underneath the 4th chairlift??
Or I was standing at the bottom of the beginner area when I was still teaching, had 19 5 yr olds in a ski lesson. Chairlifts, people skiing by everywhere, and a lady from Missouri says excuse me, but can you tell me if this is the ski hill?
My all time favorite though was the time a group of ladies came up from somewhere down south. Not sure where, thick southern accents, texas maybe. One lady looks around at the ski hill (this is brushing again, so its the middle of summer) and says, its beautiful, but what do you do with all the rocks in the winter? So I told her that we remove them, and tat the underside of each rock is numbered so that we know where to put them out the following year. She nodded and said, that makes sense. Haha!
But they are definitely cleaner than albertans.
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(SF) DirtyRatFink
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Stoneymontana
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| 08-27-2012 03:25 PM / profile
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Originally posted by: (SF) DirtyRatFink
Originally posted by: Killet
yeah, whats up with you canuckistanians anyway? 
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/bride-drowns-during-trash-the-dress-photo-shoot-after-wedding-dress-drags-her-under-water/
Ok, I read the article. I looked at the picture. How does a lake that small have a current strong enough to pull someone under? And the photographer couldn't do anything? Lol. Weird.
Ok mr survival expert. You claim all this shit about me & i dont do this or that, but you don't understand how a watered down wedding dress will drown you?
WOW! all i can do is shake my head in disbelief
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(SF) DirtyRatFink
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| 08-27-2012 03:56 PM / profile
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Well, since you apparently can't read.
when the current dragged the 100-pound woman under the water, according to CTV News:
I never claimed that she didn't drown because her dress was heavy. I asked how a lake that small has a current that strong. You know, because the report says the current dragged her under. That would be a pretty good current. See?
Pay attention.
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Pixel
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| 08-27-2012 03:56 PM / profile
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where the fuck is Alberta.
you mean Fat Albertans?
may as well go there if the zombies show up cause even they would be like 'Alberta? Fuck that'
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Stoneymontana
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| 08-27-2012 04:02 PM / profile
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Originally posted by: (SF) DirtyRatFink
Well, since you apparently can't read.
when the current dragged the 100-pound woman under the water, according to CTV News:
I never claimed that she didn't drown because her dress was heavy. I asked how a lake that small has a current that strong. You know, because the report says the current dragged her under. That would be a pretty good current. See?
Pay attention.
I can't pay attention huh?
I'm sure there wouldn't be ANY current at all when you swim in a small lake with a waterfall 
http://montreal.ctvnews.ca/bride-drowns-while-modelling-wedding-gown-near-rawdon-1.928876
Post edited by Stoneymontana at 8/27/2012 4:03:54 PM
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the wierdo
i before e, except after...wtf?
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| 08-27-2012 04:16 PM / profile
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Originally posted by: (SF) DirtyRatFink
My all time favorite though was the time a group of ladies came up from somewhere down south. Not sure where, thick southern accents, texas maybe. One lady looks around at the ski hill (this is brushing again, so its the middle of summer) and says, its beautiful, but what do you do with all the rocks in the winter? So I told her that we remove them, and tat the underside of each rock is numbered so that we know where to put them out the following year. She nodded and said, that makes sense. Haha!
Jackass 
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