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[Cross]
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| 03-18-2008 09:10 PM / profile
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Hahah.. this was the first thread I read after signing up.
It took me to *I put on my robe and wizard hat.* to remember that I've read this before. I'm slow.
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Buzzed
Weird Al fanboi
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| 03-18-2008 09:39 PM / profile
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Bloodninja: Ok baby, you promise me you will stick around till I'm done?
ILuvBenAffleck: Yeah bloodninja. Anything for you, you are so handsome and studly.
Bloodninja: Good, now I'm into some wierd shit, so don't be surprised aight?
ILuvBenAffleck: ok bloodninja I promise.
Bloodninja: Aight then, we settle down on the couch...
ILuvBenAffleck: Oh romantic? This isn't wierd, I like it like that baby. What else.
Bloodninja: I put in a movie so that your mom can't hear us. It is called "Good Will Hunting".
ILuvBenAffleck: Aaahhhh....
Bloodninja: I like this movie a lot.
ILuvBenAffleck: Ok, thats cool.
Bloodninja: You start getting frisky so I put my hand down your undies. They have care bears on them. You are my 15 year old niece and we are in my aunts house.
ILuvBenAffleck: ohhhh I like where this is going...
Bloodninja: Suddenly this fuck with short dark hair comes on the TV screen. I think his name is Ben something. He is a real piece of moldy rat shit. I can't keep it up because of him. I need some shark fin soup.
ILuvBenAffleck: What the fuck, you are the piece of shit, what you got against Ben Affleck, I heard he's real good in the sack, and gets ALL the ladies.
Bloodninja: Yeah right, I bet he's at home right now geting it on with some guy.
ILuvBenAffleck: Fuck you I'm out of here. And Ben Affleck is 100% not gay, I can assure you of that.
ILuvBenAffleck has left the room
Bloodninja: Goddammit, not again.
Bloodninja: Still not hard either.
Bloodninja: Fuck
Post edited by Buzzed at 3/18/2008 9:45:19 PM
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Coba|t
TeamWarfare Vet
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| 03-18-2008 09:42 PM / profile
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Originally posted by: Aria Giovanni.pZ
questor, u ake e sweat,
Waiting for a response to this.
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Buzzed
Weird Al fanboi
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| 03-18-2008 09:53 PM / profile
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Isuzoom: Hey,what's up?
victim: Hey hon, you ready?
Isuzoom: Yeah, i guess so, never done this before.
victim: Well what turns you on?
Isuzoom: cars
victim: I like cars too. I walk up to your car and
kiss the closed window
Isuzoom: I roll down the window and wipe off the smudge.
victim: I ask you for a ride and get in.
Isuzoom: Did you wipe your feet?
victim: Yeah, I guess. I lean over and unbutton your pants while kissing your neck
Isuzoom: I rev the engine by mistake.
victim: ooh, excited? I reach into your boxers.
Isuzoom:Underoos
victim: Wut?
Isuzoom: I wear underoos.
victim: ookay. I reach down and grab your manhood. You like that?
Isuzoom: My foot slips of the clutch at 4,000 RPMs and the stage 3 grabs the aluminum flywheel so hard that my all 4 potenzas burn out and you are thrown back in your seat.
victim: I have no Idea what you just said.
Isuzoom: I stop the car, pop the hood and get out.
victim: I follow you??
Isuzoom: I open the hood and grab you around the waist.
victim: Mmmm, now we're talking
Isuzoom: I put you on the upper radiator support and caress your upper strut mounts.
victim: What?
Isuzoom: Yeah baby. Then I take my #1 piston and stick it in your exhaust pipe. You Idle loudly and I can hear your intake noise through your cone filter.
victim: This is a little weird.
Isuzoom: You rev loudly as I play with the butterfly on your throttle body.
victim: I'm going now.
Isuzoom: Fuel reaches my 450cc injectors as you carress my rising-rate fuel pressure regulator.
victim: HELLOO??!?!?!
Isuzoom: Yeah baby, we hit redline as I inject my nitrous into your fuel port.
victim: Bye Retard!!
Isuzoom: I slap your rear bumper as the compression drops in my cylinder. Was it good for you?
Isuzoom: Baby?
Isuzoom: Hello?
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Evil Napkin
Attack of the Kleenex!
TeamWarfare Vet
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| 03-19-2008 04:57 AM / profile
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Originally posted by: Buzzed
Bloodninja: You start getting frisky so I put my hand down your undies. They have care bears on them. You are my 15 year old niece and we are in my aunts house.
ILuvBenAffleck: ohhhh I like where this is going...
You know this is disturbing in it's own right.
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Questor
Shaven Goodness
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| 03-19-2008 08:31 AM / profile
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Originally posted by: Coba|t
Originally posted by: Aria Giovanni.pZ
questor, u ake e sweat,
Waiting for a response to this.
Don't hold your breath. I don't speak Drunkese.
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=>PX<=Major
TeamWarfare Vet
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| 03-19-2008 08:59 AM / profile
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Originally posted by: Questor
Originally posted by: Coba|t
Originally posted by: Aria Giovanni.pZ
questor, u ake e sweat,
Waiting for a response to this.
Don't hold your breath. I don't speak Drunkese.
Easy to decipher, he has no "M" on his keyboard.
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***(SoH)***Ðirty§anchez
Pwnzakistan, Population: Me
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| 03-19-2008 06:01 PM / profile
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aren't those from somethingawful.com? i know i read the wizard hat one there for sure awhile back...
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Alpha Sentinel
lactates for j00
TeamWarfare Vet
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| 03-20-2008 12:27 AM / profile
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OMG this thread is old as the hills and still brings teh funneh 
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.coreduo!
filthy liberal
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| 04-08-2008 11:37 AM / profile
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:I.F.: My shit is hard you ready to jump aboard?
1hOttYeVe: oh yhea im so wet right now
I.F.: Why you just shower?
1hOttYeVe: no im wet for you
I.F.: Did you ever play with supersoakers when you were a kid? or that gator shit you would dive and slide down, there was that badass pool at the end of it.
1hOttYeVe: What the fuck are you talking about? You wanna cyber or not?
I.F.: I do! Sorry...I just didnt know why you were wet...then you say your wet for me, and im thinking I didnt even throw water on you...
I.F.: Im sorry lets continue!
1hOttYeVe: alright then...I walk over to you and start kissing your neck and chest
I.F.: I pop like 16 boners
1hOttYeVe: what the fuck!
I.F.: what?
I.F = bloodninja 
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Xtinction
Vicarious
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| 04-08-2008 02:52 PM / profile
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bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
That is all.
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Questor
Shaven Goodness
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| 10-27-2008 07:37 AM / profile
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Bump. We need some humor in these times.
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IrishRebel
News Staff
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| 10-27-2008 10:03 AM / profile
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OMG BAN
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[PoE]BrokenBird
Flying is overrated
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| 10-27-2008 02:48 PM / profile
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bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
I laughed so hard, I had a blood rush to the head.
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[Cross]
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| 10-27-2008 02:50 PM / profile
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Originally posted by: [PoE]BrokenBird
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
I laughed so hard, I had a blood rush to the head.
Ewwww.
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Briana Banks.pZ
Whatever
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| 10-27-2008 02:55 PM / profile
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Originally posted by: Questor
Bump. We need some humor in these times. You've just set a dangerous precedent, my friend.
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IrishRebel
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| 10-27-2008 03:12 PM / profile
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Originally posted by: Ba Bewbanks
Originally posted by: Questor
Bump. We need some humor in these times. You've just set a dangerous precedent, my friend.
Hmm, how many threads can we ghost up?
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Andural69
Sheriff of Griffethal
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| 10-27-2008 03:22 PM / profile
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DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja:How did you know?
roflmao. I love this thread. No matter how many times it is brought back to life.
Originally posted by: Cocytus
God damn I miss Dick.
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Questor
Shaven Goodness
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Hotniks
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| 02-13-2009 10:26 PM / profile
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Awesomeness.
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